I puked a lego.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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