Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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