Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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