yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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