Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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