so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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