So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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