just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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