at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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