you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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