Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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