i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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