If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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