Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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