if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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