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I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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