Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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