some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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