i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My breasts were aching with rage.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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