found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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