so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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