The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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