People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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