This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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