Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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