But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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