he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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