just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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