Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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