I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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