Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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