does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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