Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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