I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
In America we eat man semen.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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