look no pants
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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