Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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