I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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