people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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