Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
There are leaves in my underwear?
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