its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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