is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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