I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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