And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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