David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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