Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Me too!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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