Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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