Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Randomize
