Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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