Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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