But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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