Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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